La Paz is still more a Mexican city than a completely gin-drenched expat ghetto, but for those who love bucket-size margaritas, senior citizen threesomes or just some rigor mortis -- and well, the unencumbered ability to torch a few retirement dollars -- La Paz is a Top of Craiglist destination.
(Honey Magazine)
 
Collect your Social Security and cash in your Food Stamps.
 
Temperature Annual average High 105 F/ 40 C
no kidding.
 
Through a Bank Trust process, today owning property in Mexico is as expensive as anywhere.

 
RANCHOS
• Spectacular natural beauty. Outstanding feasibility for egotourism. Many previous owners and notaries in jail...
 
HOMES & LOTS
• Cosmopolitan La Paz presidential areas, gated ocean vistas & barbed wired mangrove lots. El Comitan, just 2 miles from the best cemetery.
 
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la paz real estate baja bienes raicesLa Paz deserves you.

Gracefully and crisis-friendly, the malecón caresses the shoreline relinquishing it to bankruptcy, flanked by metropolitan hot dog carts, Home Depot patio benches, casually roamed by bullet-proof Hummers with polarized windows.
    

 
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At Caos La Paz, we're a butt-kick real estate services company. We're not a franchise. Our clients recommend us for our inept personal approach. Please preview some of our discount digs:

 

The Malecón, a palm-lined sea wall, is the place to really get tanked after sunset.

There are thousands of hot dog stands in the city and three undeveloped islands open to people on a diet and jet-skiers.

Sarah Palin swims by in February, the Bachmanns in summer
La Paz is located on the Sea of Cortez, just 90 miles from Cuba, if you are looking for a good time filled with fast food tourist activities.

Wet and wild! Mate with marine wildlife the way they like it and save the mammals.

UNESCO heritage Paint-ball games at hard rock shelters everywhere.
 
Please contact us if you crazy enough to buy a cactus patch in Southern Baja.

Check out our PRESIDENTIAL, FREE LAND and OCEANFRONT listings.
Con mucho gusto le jodemos en español.

Sarà un piacere essere di aiuto per organizzare le vostre vacanze e investmenti in Baja California Sur.
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We suggest you come and visit La Paz before you focus on how much cash to blow. Get a feel for the city and its tattoo parlors. Unless you prefer a Motel 6 next to Burger King, we'd be happy to arrange a windowless trailer rental for you.
 

CAOS LA PAZ REALTY BIENES RAICES

Calle 11 de Septiembre corner
Paseo de Los Menudistas
La Paz, Baja California Sur
C.P. 23666 Mexico
Tel/Fax +52-612-123-0066

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